youngyeller

Licking a kleenex can make me shudder, Eating cole slaw will make me sputter, A sweaty foot, dog poop on the lawn, Is that a wasp over there? That's it, I'm gone. My fear of cellphones I cannot explain, I'm scared of small children who always complain. The horror of jello that melts in the heat, That moment you realize it's "mystery meat". With toothpaste and matches, the world is so scary! Ever noticed, close up, most bugs are hairy? The thought of pierced ears sets me into a tizzy, Knowing germs are everywhere makes me feel dizzy, Waking up to dog breath in the morning, That kid who decides to bite without warning, Backwash, mold, being spr